—IAMNOBIRD—
kaiya. twenty. university junior.
from detroit. living the dream in new orleans.

5 months ago - (1183)

motorcyclecoptor:

fuchsimeon:

strawberreli:

herrsassafras:

robbiebaldwin:

herrsassafras:

realaccesshollywood:

‘The Hobbit’s’ Martin Freeman Talks ‘Sherlock’ & Meeting Lucy Liu Of ‘Elementary’ (very tongue-in-cheek chatter)

before i watch this somebody better tell me what he says about our mother in heaven  lucy liu bc it might ruin my night

wow that’s

wow

he’s going all nice and polite and says lucy liu was charming but then he says she’s extremely ugly and that “she’s a dog”, and drops the f-bomb about her being watson as “scraping the bottom of the barrel for glamor”

why are you being so utterly tacky

i don’t even know why he fucking talkin about ppl looks and shit

he like 40 years old and he look like he could be my grandpa

he need to take his curdled milk ass somewhere

for one of my followers who was enquiring. 

here’s the vid

I…

I don’t know what to say. I’m sitting here, open mouthed and wonder how people can actually excuse this by saying “Oooh he was sarcastic.”

…the fuck.

THE FUCK

He’s not being sarcastic, he’s being an ass.

Not that this is the first time or anything.

I… What just happened.

5 months ago - (221)

inothernews:

A few notes about seeing the teaser trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness:

  1. The Enterprise (or another Starfleet ship) rising out of the ocean.
  2. Benedict Cumberbatch’s voiceover, OH MY GOD.
  3. New character who looks like Reese Witherspoon wearing a classic TOS light-blue Starfleet uniform.  (Yeoman Rand?)
  4. THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MAY 2013.
5 months ago - (59836)
the-eleventh-blog:

empressfalalalala:

jaygabler:

I had to Google this. Worth it.

good lord there are three fics about this commercial on AO3
5 months ago - (119743)

iamdeltak:

blasianxbri:

superblys:

opaul:

neraiutsuze:

sassygaybabies:

pizzaforpresident:

sierrakushterbeck:

THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL 

(Source: lightemup2chainz)

5 months ago - (554)

In which John Green recommends some of his favorite books to some of his favorite people (Crash Course fans, Whovians, Sherlockians, Harry Potter fans, Swoodilypooper supporters, and nerdy readers of all kinds). Recommended books include:

  • The Ballad of the Whiskey Robber by Julian Rubinstein
  • Behind the Beautiful Forevers by Katherine Boo
  • Sula by Toni Morrison
  • Mansfield Park and Persuasion by Jane Austen
  • The Blood of the Lamb by Peter de Vries
  • Uglies by Scott Westerfeld
  • Matched by Ally Condie
  • Divergent by Veronica Roth
  • Telegraph Avenue by Michael Chabon
  • Bossypants by Tina Fey
  • The Magicians by Lev Grossman
  • Harry, a History by Melissa Anelli
  • The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach
  • The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
  • Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel
  • The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing, Traitor to the Nation by M. T. Anderson
  • The Emperor of All Maladies by Siddhartha Mukherjee
  • The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks by E. Lockhart
  • Everybody Sees the Ants by A. S. King
  • If I Stay by Gayle Foreman
  • To Say Nothing of the Dog by Connie Willis
  • The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle

(Source: livingthepookielife)

magnetic-rose:

I just found the entire movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit? up on youtube. Thought I’d share with my followers.

6 months ago - (997)

hawkeyeobsessed:

You all need Andrew Garfield dancing on your dash.

6 months ago - (67531)

dragonmaw:

redvedev:

kingjaffejoffer:

morekicksthanakung-fuflix:

bryantsupreme:

evangelworldorder:

ajisreal:

notazulu:

MTV answers why they dont play music videos anymore.

A plus

This made too much sense and now I’m mad at it.

laughed myself into a coma 

Yea this shit is sooo true, doesn’t mean it’s not fucking funny

slightly terrifying

This isn’t an actual MTV exec BTW, it’s Brian Firenzi of “5 Second Films” fame.

THAT BEING SAID THIS IS PRETTY MUCH TRUE

(Source: ineffably-black)

6 months ago - (246627)

urban-infitter:

missplumpudding:

Viewer calls TV anchor fat.

TV anchor responds.

This lady is my hero.

she looks lovely too!

I want to hug her.

Bless her and the nice people in this world.  EVERY PERSON WATCH THIS!

Please please please watch this till the end

bless this women.

HOW DID SHE GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT CHOKING UP.  This woman is my new hero.

Wow.

If you do nothing else today, at least watch this.

Oh my god I’m so glad to see this circulating around Tumblr like this!!!  This woman is a part of what I consider my area/community and my roommate and I were cheering for her at home when we watched it. :)

literally so inspirational. wow.

(Source: washingtonpoststyle)

6 months ago - (13850)

moishacollins:

nightsammy:

A kid doing his own version of Jensen’s Eye Of The Tiger

Oh my god this is the cutest thing ever! I don’t know if it’s already on Tumblr, but anyway, aksdjalskdj

muucow:

Follow Me by Iwan Rheon

(Source: icanwakeup)

6 months ago - (56791)

geniusboo:

deadhookerspookyslam:

gonna reblog this once a week at the very least

This legitimately brightens my day

Can someone please make gifs from this.

(Source: conquerorwurm)

sweetangelcastiel:

This is actually so much funnier now that I actually watch Doctor Who. I saw this years ago, cause I had a bit of an obsession with Catherine Tate’s ‘Lauren’ character, but now that I actually understand the Doctor Who references it’s fucking hilarious. 

10 months ago - (444161)

odair:

godh8sfags:

telekinesex:

my mom came in when i was watching this and saw me crying and said “aw you do have a heart”

i literally have to wipe my face 33 times

tH EONE WITH THE DOG OMG

(Source: thatanything)

solenn-e:

a Black Widow fan-made trailer (and Hawkeye?)

code name: Black Widow has been trained during years by the military Russian authorities since little to be the perfect soldier/spy. Now fugitive in her own country and famously known as the greatest assasin alive, the S.H.I.E.L.D sends their best agent after her. But the job is not that simple, and code name: Hawkeye learns that a mission is never all white or black (in her case, red) particularly if the S.H.I.E.L.D hides you informations and the prey is so damn talented to play with you…

(Source: marthajefferson)