—IAMNOBIRD—
kaiya. twenty. university junior.
from detroit. living the dream in new orleans.

1 year ago - (10)
— Guys. The Avengers. Where can I watch it?

— Packing the dorm

whatshouldloynocallme:

I’m just like…

1 year ago - (219)
— WHEN I WAKE UP THE MORNING AFTER CINCO DE MAYO
— Re: DONE. OH MOTHER OF GOD. YES.

10 PAGES.

2,990 WORDS.

DONE.

ON TIME.

I DID IT ALL ON TIME.

OH.

MY.

GOD.

— 817/2500 words done. 3 hours and 22 minutes left.

help

— Guys, it’s been 48 minutes and all I have written on my Word document is:

“2500-3000 words”.

because that’s the word requirement and it’s all I know about this paper oh god what am I doing someone halp meh

also yes I type my papers in courier new come at me bro

— 10-page paper due in 9 hours and 55 minutes.

- Text-to-Speech Andi: Kaiya is so hot. She is hot as tits. I would tap her so hard if I were a man. If I were a man I'd have a huge penis.
— In old British voices:
- Ava: Venture to the Bay of E.
- Andi: Retrieve the mythical List of Craig.
- Ava: After finding the dotted Com of Half.
LOOK AT OUR AWESOME HAND FACES OMG

LOOK AT OUR AWESOME HAND FACES OMG

Once upon a time, Ava had this amazing idea to properly express her excitement for the new episode of Legend of Korra, she had to draw faces on her hands that way when she flailed it was like people partying, partying, yeah. But before the show even started, she attempted the flailing—to practice, you know—and slapped herself in the thigh so hard that the face transferred to her leg.

The End.

— Yesterday was an amazing day, guys.

  • I’m the new Vice President of ISA :D
  • met successful Loyola Alumni last night
  • ate free Thai food with said alum
  • was asked to write a blog post for my school about the dinner + alum
  • looked snazzy, if I do say so myself
  • finished my NASPA Fellow application
  • great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great day

I’m really proud of my whole appearance today, feeling really good about my body and my hair and my overall person. So…have some photos. :D Also, I’m wearing heels and my feet are killing me, but whatever. I feel great. <3

Hi all! I just wanted to wish you all a splendid day full of laughter and raiiiiiiinbows~ No, but really, Happy Hump Day, y&#8217;all! For those of you in uni, remember: Only a week or two left, and you&#8217;re out for the summer! Unless you&#8217;re crazy and you&#8217;re doing summer school. Get ready to go out and hunt for a job, sit around on Tumblr in your time off, and possibly peel your skin off after it burns while you&#8217;re at the beach too long without sunscreen.
&lt;3

Hi all! I just wanted to wish you all a splendid day full of laughter and raiiiiiiinbows~ No, but really, Happy Hump Day, y’all! For those of you in uni, remember: Only a week or two left, and you’re out for the summer! Unless you’re crazy and you’re doing summer school. Get ready to go out and hunt for a job, sit around on Tumblr in your time off, and possibly peel your skin off after it burns while you’re at the beach too long without sunscreen.

<3

My hair is doing this marvelous poof/fan/whatever thing.

Ava is whining, trying to convince me to wear my hair like this tomorrow.

Woman, I am resistant to your lack of charms.