When my friends try to give me water when I’m drunk 

whatshouldloynocallme:

I’m like…

peachypopo:

disheveled-cupcake:

fuzzypop:

peaceblaster:

Ah-ha!

I hope this is true.

Not sure if this is true but if it is, awesome!

It’s true. There’s also history of the word.

WHEN MY FRIEND ASKS ME TO GO TO THE GYM WITH HER 

thatdisneygif:

fuckyeahdisneygifs:

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WHEN MY FRIEND TALKS ABOUT STUDYING ABROAD NEXT SEMESTER 

thatdisneygif:

In old British voices: 

• Ava: Venture to the Bay of E.
• Andi: Retrieve the mythical List of Craig.
• Ava: After finding the dotted Com of Half.

LOOK AT OUR AWESOME HAND FACES OMG

Once upon a time, Ava had this amazing idea to properly express her excitement for the new episode of Legend of Korra, she had to draw faces on her hands that way when she flailed it was like people partying, partying, yeah. But before the show even started, she attempted the flailing—to practice, you know—and slapped herself in the thigh so hard that the face transferred to her leg.

The End.

dunkindsa:

RYTING MAH MODERFADGING PAPEHR!!!!AHHHHHHH!!!!

YAHR K-LiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNG MEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My hair is doing this marvelous poof/fan/whatever thing.

Ava is whining, trying to convince me to wear my hair like this tomorrow.

Woman, I am resistant to your lack of charms.

dunkindsa:

i do not know why things like this exist, but i like it. I am having the mixed feelings.

Ava. Ava, no.

iuiuiulia:

indiarussia:

thesearemydetectivesocks:

oh god 

you guys wanna know what i HATE

i hate it when i’m reading a fic and then one of the characters goes off and just casually takes a cold shower

I CANNOT FUCKING STAND TAKING A COLD SHOWER

I AM A FUCKING MONSTER AFTER TAKING A COLD SHOWER

if i feel the water losing heat, I JUMP OUT OF THAT FUCKING SHOWER FASTER THAN CASTIEL CAN RAISE A WINCHESTER’S ASS FROM PERDITION

i mean when i feel the cold water coming and i’m still washing out the shampoo, i’m like shit shit shit fucking shit fucker fuck fuck damn fucking shit hell fucking shit tosser fucking fuck shit damn fucking shit fuck fucking hell shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

by the time i’m done with my summoning  ritual, i am washed and clean and so i throw my fists down and shut down the damn NIAGRA FALLS OF ARCTIC FROSTBITE before jumping through the FUCKING SHOWER CURTAIN OF IRON

then of course i get tangled up in that shit because it’s fucking got some lace or shit on it, so now i’ve got fucking doc oct’s ROBOT TENTACLES OF FUCKING DEATH grabbing at my ankles and wrists and shit, but of course i’m not going down without a fight, so i bring that sucker down with me, banging my head on the fucking toilet that’s RIGHT FUCKING THERE like who the hell designs bathrooms i mean DAMN

so now i’m writhing on the floor in pain, bleeding to death, i’ve sustained critical damage to my lungs and ribcage, i probably have a concussion, and my body is decorated with dark blue bruises as i slowly suffocate to death, wrapped up in the shower curtain cocoon of HELL

so please. for sake of humanity. if you are going to make a character take a cold shower… at least let them show some reserve about it.

not this 

oh woah i ahm sew h0rnee LOL imma go take an ice bath kay? YOLO -does a back flip dive into the arctic ocean-

who the fuck has that attitude about cold baths i mean COME ON 

yes.

one time the hot water in my apartment wasn’t working and it was January and I had like 6 hours sleep in me in the past 4 days and I just accepted it and got in and cried. I cried the whole time and you couldn’t even tell.

my tears were hotter than the water.

my tears were hotter than the water.

my tears were hotter than the water.

• Ava: KAIYA!
• Me: ...Yes?
• Ava: I don't know why I just thought of this, but it just came to me.
• Me: 
• Ava: You're going to be 20 in a few months!
• Me: [chuckles]
• Ava: I don't know why, but I feel like I should be freaking out about this!
• Ava: I don't know--
• Ava: What's wrong with m--
• Ava: I just need to go to sleep. Good night.

idontneedyourheroact:

i-killed-the-kkk-with-malcolm:

hayleyquinnn:

The Powerpuff Girls are in Townsville…

Battlesuits, by Jackson Tjota.

I love everything this is about!

my original forever girls <3

dunkindsa:

jason momoa on his character khal drogo

Khal Drogo is Jason from baywatch?????!!!! He is part of my screen saver!!!

I recognized the name, but I was like There is no way that’s the same guy. OH MY GOD AVA LOOK AT HIM