madamecroak:

hahahahaha goodness gracious 4chaaaaan

jeremy-ruiner:

theneverendingdrums:

auditoryassault:

I hate the word homophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

what if someone had an actual phobia though

like with people who are arachnaphobic

a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something

#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside

bare-skin-not-bear-skin:

Serves him right, stupid ass kid

shannananan:

taylorisawizard:

Harvard Baseball Team, “Call me Maybe”

Saw this on FB this morning and nearly died laughing. I think it’s a mixture of a) the guy sleeping, b) Their deadpan faces, c) That I was not expecting those last 3 guys at all and d) That they know all the words and took the time to choreograph this and that it’s actually really good.

I am crying.

College Relationship expectations 

whatshouldloynocallme:

What I expect…

In reality…

idontneedyourheroact:

oh my god

I have a Zutara joke

and it’s so mean

but I want to make it

I’ve been mulling it over for like a day

and I don’t want to be mean to any followers who ship Zutara

but I love my joke so much

I’ll hide it in my tags /sneaky

/dead

puffpopcorn:

#SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH MY SON ON THIS DATE OF YOURS #idk i thought we could take naga out and hit the town #MAKE SURE HE’S BACK BY MIDNIGHT Y’HEAR #uh sir i’m the avatar i’m pretty sure i can keep one firebender safe #I WON’T TAKE SASS YOUNG LADY YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR AS MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

lulz-time:

lifewasted:

bloodlossinabathroomstall:

I think if I heard that Gotye song one more time I’m going to set myself on fire and roll down the Grand Canyon into a pit of snakes and scorpions.

then you’d be somebody that we used to know

amazingmichelleman:

shesfiction:

ravenmgee:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”

The branch smiled sadly, looking up at the tree that had protected her for so many years. But, the branch needed to know for herself the heat and passion of the wires. “I would rather burn a hundred times over,” she said softly, “than live an eternity away from you.”

“But, I’m right here! You can see me every day!” The wire pleaded desperately. “You don’t have to do this!”

“Actually, I do,” the branch replied. “I’m falling and it’s only a matter of time. Please…tell me you’ll catch me. Even if I’ll burn, tell me you’ll catch me.”

The wire was silent before swaying in affirmation, gazing up at the branch that had always been so far above him. Always out of reach, always kept away, protected jealously by the tree.

The wind was picking up, and with each blow, the branch swung ever closer to the wires until finally, she was ripped from the tree and fell down into the waiting arms of her beloved.

“Hello,” she whispered, feeling that dreadful heat creeping up from her base. It wouldn’t be long now. The sparks were already starting and she was starting to glow. The wire tried to prevent the inevitable, desperately trying to contain the power he knew would lead to her violent destruction, but all he could do was watch her burn as they swayed in the wind.

It was over within a few seconds. There was a sudden burst of colorful flames and everything was still. Even the wind had died down, leaving the remnants of the branch…his branch…sprawled across him, nothing more than a charred memory.

Tumblr…did you just give me a fanfiction…about a stick falling on a power line?

And people wonder why I spend so much time with you.

oh
my
fucking
god
hahahahhaha 

Still a better love story than Twilight

oh my god

Thank you so much for this.

amethystarcher:

drunkartie:

nom-chompsky:

kyssthis16:

kit-kat-o-graham:

alcoholicgifts:

merlinsbearddd:

dionthesocialist:

yeezysdisciple:

hamburgerjack:

ai-yo:

sooolondon:

yeezysdisciple:

cherishherthoughts:

There is no “U” in Freedom.

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

You’re all freaks. We rebeled for a reason.

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

step to us one more gin see don’t we do it again. 

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

Literally my fave thing about the USA is how we said “fuck your redcoat language” when England acted stupid and made weird changes like dropping the U (and other stuff)

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

korravangelist:

i fixed it

dunkindsa:

forestinheart:

YOU GONNA GET RAPED

Scariest motherfucking shit.

clavid:

lyric:

i wanna fuck you like an animal

kidz bop lyric:

i like gogurt better than danimals