⚜ i am no bird;
and no net ensnares me.


All I want out of the Oscars is RDJ to announce that he can’t present an award by himself, then scream “AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!” and everyone turn up in costume. 

#our apartment would drown in our own urine


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